Underrated: Picnic Tables

Sit on them. Put fried chicken on them. Put Pepsi, Costco cake, BBQ chips, secret beers and plastic forks on them. Enjoy.

Underrated: Puking

How cool is it that our bodies know exactly how--and when--to do this. Like yeah, of course food goes in, it's gravity! But for you to be able to stand fully upright and yak up whatever's wreaking havoc is impressive, and a feat of evolution. Sure, the flu f-ing sucks, and dry-heaving really sucks. But after a night of heavy drinking, how fantastic does it feel to rest your head on that nice, cool bowl and retch? There's also the kind of post-puke honeymoon: you've brushed your teeth, grabbed a glass of water from the kitchen and crawled back into bed, and you're absolutely ecstatic that it's all over.

Ovverrated: Live Hookers

It's the world's oldest profession, but they've been serving it the same way for thousands of years. Why not mix it up a bit? Avoid messy altercations over payment, awkward goodbyes or stolen credit cards. Jack the Ripper knew it. So, the next time you decide you need to let off some steam from a rough day at the office, make it a cold one!

Overrated: April Fools Day

It's an asshole's holiday.

Funny: sending out an email announcing your immediate resignation and new career working pro bono for NAMBLA.

Not funny: calling members of immediate family, crying, and saying, "There's someone in the house and I'm really scared and...APRIL FOOLS DAY!"

April Fools Day is the weird, leering drunk cousin of the Holidays. It shows up semi-unannounced, doesn't bring presents, fucks with you, is gone suddenly and leaves a weird "what just happened" taste in your mouth.